destinydeoxys:

light up sketchers combined with heelys would be some next level shit 

(via borinq)

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

(via pizza)

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

(via vvendys)

bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

image

(via svvords)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via pizza)

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tupacabra:

terrakion:

tupacabra:

my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad

i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb

i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are

(via panerasexual)

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